Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window. — Woz

“Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.” — Martin Fowler

If you watch it, rate it — Me, like fifteen years ago

Part of what made the Macintosh great was that the people working on it were musicians, poets, and artists, and zoologists, and historians. They also happened to be the best computer scientists in the world. — Steve Jobs

You can’t run away forever, but there’s nothing wrong with getting a good head start — Meat Loaf

All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more. — Louie Anderson

“If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.” — Alan Perlis

I gave it a cold. I gave it a virus. A computer virus. — David Levinson, Independence Day

“The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.” — Bill Gates

When I was 9, my parents gave me a Commodore 64, which was fun. At the time, the opportunity to program your own computer was easier than it is today. Today there are significantly larger barriers because of the complexity built into computing. — Sergey Brin, Google Founder

The computer is not a device anymore. It is an extension of your mind and your gateway to other people. — Mark Shuttleworth, CEO of Canonical

“In the future, computers may weigh no more than 1.5 tonnes.” – Popular Mechanics magazine, 1949