Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. — Some chick on Instagram

Nu contează cât de bun eşti, ci cât eşti de căutat — Probabil Gică Hagi

“Connectivity is productivity – whether it’s in a modern office or an underdeveloped village.” — Iqbal Quadir

Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window. — Woz

“Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.” — Martin Fowler

If you watch it, rate it — Me, like fifteen years ago

Part of what made the Macintosh great was that the people working on it were musicians, poets, and artists, and zoologists, and historians. They also happened to be the best computer scientists in the world. — Steve Jobs

You can’t run away forever, but there’s nothing wrong with getting a good head start — Meat Loaf

All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more. — Louie Anderson

“If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.” — Alan Perlis

I gave it a cold. I gave it a virus. A computer virus. — David Levinson, Independence Day

“The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.” — Bill Gates