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I’ve been watching the Oscars closely since about 2013 (I think James Bond: Skyfall was one of the movie that made me interested in them more). In the years since then, I’ve tried to follow the most important categories nominees, to make sure there’s something good to watch. However, this stops now considering the fact that the utter crap EEAAO got seven fucking trophies, including best movies. I was told several times that the Association and the critics are fucking moronic dinosaurs that will giggle at any polished-enough pretentious turd, so this stops now. I had a plan of more posts, but I realized that some of the movies there don’t even deserve a full-page review.

Oh, and The Banshees of Inisherin is a slow, boring, unfunny, miserable and pointless pot of dirt.

The Oscars 2023, or 95th Academy Awards, how they’re formally known have released the full nominations list on February 8, 2022. Below I’ll add a few of the most important categories, because I plan to see some of the movies (and some I’ve already seen). However, the full list of nominees is on the Oscars official site.

The awards ceremony will be hosted Sunday, March 27, 2022, so there’s a lot of time to see most of the movies here. Check the quickies section for new reviews, or check the list below.

Actor In A Leading Role

Austin Butler
Elvis
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Colin Farrell
The Banshees Of Inisherin
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Brendan Fraser
The Whale
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Paul Mescal
Aftersun
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Bill Nighy
Living
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Actress In A Leading Role

Cate Blanchett
Tár
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Ana De Armas
Blonde
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Andrea Riseborough
To Leslie
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Michelle Williams
The Fabelmans
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Michelle Yeoh
Everything Everywhere All At Once
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Animated Feature Film

Guillermo Del Toro’s Pinocchio
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Marcel The Shell With Shoes On
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Puss In Boots: The Last Wish
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The Sea Beast
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Turning Red
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Best Picture

All Quiet On The Western Front
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Avatar: The Way Of Water
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The Banshees Of Inisherin
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Elvis
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Everything Everywhere All At Once
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The Fabelmans
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Tár
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Top Gun: Maverick
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Triangle Of Sadness
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Women Talking
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