I’m about to change the battery on my iPhone 12 Pro Max, which is my daily driver, which I love. It’s still fast, it’s reliable, does a great job at taking photographs and videos, so I definitely don’t wast to replace it with an idiotic Apple Retardnence iPhone 16 or something, because I now despise the thought of giving apple a ton of freedom buckaroos for a device that does pretty much the same things that my current phone already has.

So I was thinking to try to daily drive an old Nokia, with using a smartphone only as a backup. I am also trying to choose an old laptop to use as a main, except for work. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves and talk about the phones.

The contenders

I have a lot of old phones, especially iPhones, as the original iPhone was my initial thought for the project, but unfortunately, it’s not very useful as a retro smartphone, as it can’t connect to the 3G networks, as they were shut down, so I decided to go a bit older and try a Nokia phone comparison.

Nokia 6210 Nokia 3310 Nokia 8310 Nokia 7650 Nokia 6600
Nokia 6210 Nokia 3310 Nokia 8310 Nokia 7650 Nokia 6600
Year 2000 2000 2001 2001 2003
Link Nokia 6210 Nokia 3310 Nokia 8310 Nokia 7650 Nokia 6600
Memory some some some 4MB internal storage
no Card
6MB internal
32MB MMC Card
Camera none none none 640x480 640x480
Pros fancy business phone
long battery life
IrDA
UNDESTRUCTABLE
has snake
long battery life
very smol & fancy
long battery life
IrDA
camera
bluetooth & IrDA
BOUNCE!
camera
bluetooth & IrDA
more memory
Cons line of dead pixels :(
no camera
bit heavy
no camera
no camera
very smol buttons
very smol memory
screen is not too bright
chonky
smol memory
chonky

All of these are iconic and would be a great contender for the title. My favourite of them all would be the Nokia 7650, as is was the first cameraphone I ever tested, borrowed for a couple of weeks from my cousin, back when it was cutting edge, in highschool, but my main unit unfortunately has some sticky keys that work only half of the time. The older ones would be cool too, as they are small, but they would require me to carry an extra device for taking pictures, which I really like to do. On the other hand, the 6210 is super cool and would make for a beautiful carry-around.

I will also need a couple of weeks, because regardless of the phone I’m going to use, I’m going to need a new battery, as most of the ones I have are over 20 years old and they either don’t hold a charge anymore or started to bloat, which makes them dangerous. An excellent source for these (albeit a bit expensive, but reliable) is PolarCell in Germany.

Which one would you choose? Would you choose something else? Drop a comment, send me some inspiration!