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Nintendo Switch 2 is out
Unless you’re living under a rock, the entire Internet is buzzing around the launch of the Nintendo Switch 2. So basically, you get a SteamDeck that:
- Has no OLED screen
- Is severely underpowered
- Is completely locked
- Sells you the same games over again
- Is costing 80+ euros per game
- Has no music player
- Has no internet browser
- Has no apps for streaming services (or Plex 🏴☠️)
- A device that’s over 520 euros and is not a computer
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99% of internet traffic is spam
And 99% of that 99% spam is usually retarded AI startups scrapping the internet training their retarded LLM. Here’s a list of the IPs and classes I’ve already blocked in the last month alone, as defined in my goaccess.conf file (as of June 2nd 2025).
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The Undisputable Leader of the Gang
Top Cat, the most effectual
Top Cat, whose intellectual
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Providing it’s with dignity
Top Cat
The indisputable leader of the gang
He’s the boss, he’s the pip
He’s the championship
He’s the most tip top
Top Cat
Yes he’s the chief, he’s the king
But above everything
He’s the most tip top
Top Cat!
Happy Children’s Day, kids!
by Andrei on
Deliric x Silent Strike - DumDum
Că ăștia n-o să-ți zică și că ura-i doar otravă
Că orice glonț omoară doi de orice parte-ai sta la țeavă
Dum, dum, dum, dum
They won’t tell you that hatred is just poison
That every bullet kills two no matter which side of the barrel you’re on
Bang, bang, bang, bang.
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Loretta Swit, who played the lovely Major Margaret “Hot Lips” Houlihan in MAS*H, has joined today the great cast in the sky. Rest in peace.
“Did you ever show me any kind of friendship? Ask my help with a personal problem? Include me in one of your little bull sessions? Can you imagine what it feels like to walk by this tent and hear you laughing and know I’m not welcome? Did you ever once ever offer me a lousy cup of coffee?”
by Andrei on
iPod Battery Change - 4th and 5th Gen
Remember when Apple products were easy to service yourself at home? Changed today a battery on the HP-branded 4th Gen iPod Classic and as well on the OG iPod Photo. Their new capacities are 830 and 1300, respectively. Maybe soon I’ll replace the batteries on the U2 variants.
Fun fact: the headphone jack assembly has the serial number “UR FAT”, lol.
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Al Bundy Life Pro Tip
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Being A Content Creator Is Hard
Content creator means OnlyFans if you’re a fuckable woman, or Twitch if you’re an unfuckable woman and/or man.





























