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Deliric x Silent Strike - DumDum

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Că ăștia n-o să-ți zică și că ura-i doar otravă
Că orice glonț omoară doi de orice parte-ai sta la țeavă
Dum, dum, dum, dum


They won’t tell you that hatred is just poison
That every bullet kills two no matter which side of the barrel you’re on
Bang, bang, bang, bang.

RIP Hot Lips

Loretta Swit, who played the lovely Major Margaret “Hot Lips” Houlihan in MAS*H, has joined today the great cast in the sky. Rest in peace.

“Did you ever show me any kind of friendship? Ask my help with a personal problem? Include me in one of your little bull sessions? Can you imagine what it feels like to walk by this tent and hear you laughing and know I’m not welcome? Did you ever once ever offer me a lousy cup of coffee?”

iPod Battery Change - 4th and 5th Gen

Remember when Apple products were easy to service yourself at home? Changed today a battery on the HP-branded 4th Gen iPod Classic and as well on the OG iPod Photo. Their new capacities are 830 and 1300, respectively. Maybe soon I’ll replace the batteries on the U2 variants.

Fun fact: the headphone jack assembly has the serial number “UR FAT”, lol.

Now I Know Why You Wanna Hate Me

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‘Cause hate is all the world has even seen lately

Browsers not sending your location is a lie -- Kind reminder

Browsers not sending your location is a lie -- Kind reminder

Keep in mind that the above setting doesn’t do shit. Your browser always knows where you are.

MacOS 9 - Work in Progress

MacOS 9 - Work in Progress

Boop beep baap. Coming soon.

Al Bundy Life Pro Tip

Al Bundy Life Pro Tip

Don’t try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.

Being A Content Creator Is Hard

Being A Content Creator Is Hard

Content creator means OnlyFans if you’re a fuckable woman, or Twitch if you’re an unfuckable woman and/or man.

Kana - Plantation

youtube • video ID: dMmn1nMiDcs

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This one as well

Ska-P - Legalización

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I think it’s at least 10 years since I’ve heard this one. Still waiting for the Lega-Lega-Legalización.

Retarded Video Thumbnails Conquer IMDb Too

Retarded Video Thumbnails Conquer IMDb Too

For the love of what’s holy, please make it stop with the retarded faces thumbnails.

Fuck You Google, Retarded Piece of Shit • A Crawling Flood Story

Fuck You Google, Retarded Piece of Shit • A Crawling Flood Story

I think the morons from Google in their great wisdom managed to somehow bash one of the sites I’m hosting on a server and this shit ensued. 2 requests per second towards the homepage using an “?u=RANDOM_NUMBER” parameter. Where does it come from? No idea, maybe Google knows. Meanwhile, I pathed this easily with two lines:

index.php (but if you’re using Wordpress, put it in wp-config.php so it doesn’t get deleted on your next update)

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<?php 
	if(isset($_GET['u']) && ($_GET['u'] != '') ) {
		header('HTTP/ 429 Too Many Requests', false, 429);
		echo "Too Many Requests";
		exit;
	}
?>

robots.txt

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Disallow: /*?*u=*

Before you ask, yes, I triple checked the IP and it is actually Google’s.

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131.79.249.66.in-addr.arpa domain name pointer crawl-66-249-79-131.googlebot.com.
Now that I’ve implemented this, and managed to reduce the serving of the pages they were requesting, the server load is down from 14 to 0.4, but the number of requests has increased from 3000 per hour to about 10000 per hour. Thank you, Google! (/s)
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