Quickies
90% of Romanian insults are on the format “Futu-ti something ma-tii”, which means “Fuck your mother’s something”. And you replace it with anything creative you can think of: onion, cross, sun, dead relative, gods, Christs. Sky’s the limit.
by Andrei on
spez aka steve huffman aka reddit ceo
Spez to spez, so when you google spez you can see a spez, greedy pigboy spez.
by Andrei on
It seems that 90% of content shit on tiktok is not original. And 95% of that is usually some fat guy or a morbidly obese woman trying to show us something remotely funny while hysterically laughing oinking and covering 80% of the screen (and 95% of the thing she’s laughing about).
It seems that Idiocracy wasn’t only a documentary, but the rate at which the human race is declining into NPCism is alarming.
It makes you miss the fucking chain emails with attached powerpoint slideshows. Yeah, the ones we super cringed about.
by Andrei on
It’s 2023. People don’t play games because they enjoy it, they play it because they feature a trans character. Who in their right mind wakes up and instead of saying “I want to play a shooter or a racing game” just goes like “I want to play a game where I can choose my gender”?
I’m all fine with LGBT rights and stuff, but this is way past propaganda, it’s just ego stroking and agenda-pushing for clout. It’s virtue signaling so companies can cash in on that, because many people fall for this scam.
Sooner or later, we’re gonna have Half-Life 3 where the only gameplay is to choose if Gordon Freeman is a xe or a zir.
Play games because you enjoy them, not because some corporate fuckwit decided that non-binary genders are cool and binary genders should be sent to hell.
by Andrei on
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Main computer - in use since 2018
1841 grep
1249 cd
928 git
549 ping
323 ssh
299 sudo
280 whois
257 rm
233 brew
211 cat
Home server - in use since 2014
1060 cd
472 ./fast_ubuntu.sh
436 ./blog_ubuntu.sh
409 ls
361 sudo
227 php
203 grep
191 hugo
162 tail
162 nohup
Laptop - in use since 2013
1543 cd
1487 grep
1201 git
509 ping
508 ssh
496 ls
331 sudo
281 whois
240 rm
167 cat
by Andrei on
This is the future. Prepare to stay all day tethered to a wall socket while wearing ski masks with a pillow at the back of the head. Starting from $3499. May Abdul Lateef Jandali forgive us.
