if u ain’t got nothing to do, copy this and replace the last word/set of words from every line. it’s kinda fun

so here it is

  • If I were a month, I would be December.
  • If I were a day of the week, I would be Friday.
  • If I were a time of day, I would be midnight.
  • If I were a sea animal, I would be a malewhale. (imi place cum suna:))
  • If I were a direction, I would be up.
  • If I were a virtue, I would be fortitude.
  • If I were a historical figure I would be Nicolae Iorga.
  • If I were a planet, I would be Pluto.
  • If I were a liquid, I would be tequila.
  • If I were a stone, I would be rocking.
  • If I were a tree, I would be a lemon tree.
  • If I were a bird, I would be flying.
  • If I were a flower/plant, I would be a cactus.
  • If I were a kind of weather, I’d be summer breeze.
  • If I were a musical instrument, I would be a violin or a piano.
  • If I were an animal, I would be a bear.
  • If I were an emotion, I would be love.
  • If I were a sound, I would be noise.
  • If I were an element, I would be the fifth.
  • If I were a song, I would be My Way by Mr. Sinatra.
  • If I were a movie, I would be V for Vendetta.
  • If I were a tv-series, I would be LOST :)
  • If I were a writer, I would be Goethe.
  • If I were a painter, I would be da Vinci.
  • If I were a book, I’d be Tropic of cancer by Henry Miller
  • If I were a fictional character, I’d be V.
  • If I were a food, I would be a crispy strip.
  • If I were a place, I would be a beach.
  • If I were a city, I would be Prague.
  • If I were a taste, I would be hot.
  • If I were a scent, I would be a mint.
  • If I were a color, I would be green.
  • If I were a fabric, I would be silk.
  • If I were a word, I would be “human”.
  • If I were a body part, I would be the third eye.
  • If I were a facial expression, I would be a smile.
  • If I were a subject in school, I would be French.
  • If I were a cartoon character, I’d be Snoopy.
  • If I were a shape, I would be a heart.
  • If I were a number, I would be 33.
  • If I were a car, I would be an Ariel Atom.
  • If I were an item of clothing, I would be her scarf.