Comportament pe twitter

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In mare, cam asa ma comport cu oamenii noi pe twitter, din momentul in care imi dau follow, asta ca tot m-a “mustrat” Dora mai devreme:

ai 2500 de prieteni, dar te urmareste unul singur, sau ai doar un update, si ala reclama la blog -> spam -> block
ma injuri -> nesimtire -> iti iau tot neamul la pule -> block
ai 250 de update-uri in 2 ore, si neinteresante pe deasupra -> flood -> block
nu-mi place avatarul tau -> cocalar -> block
scrii cu “ubesq”, “marpha”, “bamboo” -> pitipoanca -> block
nu te cunosc -> nu vreau sa te cunosc -> stalker -> te injur de mama -> block
de treaba, pe interes -> ma fac ca nu te vad -> block
de treaba, dar cu ceva neuroni in creier si care merita urmarit -> follow

Asa ca nu mai plangeti ca vi s-au suspendat conturile ca v-am dat eu block. Blocku’ dat nu se mai scoate. Ca asa vreau io.

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