Armand, a man who sells farm machines in the country, is a popular middle-aged homosexual. Just as he was getting sick of life, he falls in love with a young girl called, Curlie, and goes on the run from her parents and the police.

A film about aphrodisiacs and forbidden love from Alain Guiraudie, the Cannes Award Winning director of STRANGER BY THE LAKE.

Armand is a gay tractor salesman and not the sharpest tool in the shed. When he rescues Curly, the daughter of his greatest rival, the two embark on a mad chase through the forest pursued by a very angry father with a gun. Totally unknown to Armand, however, is the bizarre sexual frenzy he’s ignited in the other men in town, with him as the object of their desire…

Hilarious, daring and outrageously controversial, KING OF ESCAPE is a riotous French sex comedy about raising cocks in rural France. Four popcorns.

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Virginia tumbles into a wild and thrilling new world of sexual liberation when she moves in with a group of polyamorous party animals, including the charming but commitment-phobic Jake.

It’s raunchy, it’s filled with nudity and sex, it’s so bad it’s very good! Amazing movies like this are made in 2024 and while it’s not a masterpiece, it makes you laugh for an hour and a half and that’s all that matters. Four popcorns.

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A man working at his parents’ motel in the Catskills inadvertently sets in motion the generation-defining concert in the summer of 1969.

Fun biographic movie about how Woodstock came to be. Directed by Ang Lee (Life of Pi, Brokeback Mountain, Sense and Sensibility), it brings together a brilliant cast with names that aren’t very big, but very very good, ingluding among others Jeffrey Dean Morgan (Comedian in Watchmen), Eugene Levy (The Dad in American Pie) and Emile Hirsch (Alexander Supertram from Into The Wild), Liev Schreiber, Paul Dano maxing rose-tinted glasses, drugs, corporateism and music in an excellent movie. Six popcorns and it jumps into the Movie Vault.

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A small town, Kansas housewife-waitress who suffers a nervous breakdown after witnessing her husband’s torture murder, and starts obsessively pursuing her favorite television soap opera character, while in a fugue state. Morgan Freeman and Chris Rock play the hitmen who killed her husband and subsequently pursue her to Los Angeles.

It’s absurd, intriguing, uncomfortable, awkward, yet satisfying. A really nice comedy that will keep you entertained from start to finish. Four popcorns.

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Dinel, Sile and Pompiliu want to get rich by mining crypto but they soon manage to lose the USB stick with their digital fortune.

Decent Romanian comedy good to fill a very hot Saturday afternoon. Four popcorns because it shows unfiltered Romania in some points.

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Fin has to go back in time to rejoin his shark-battling friends to stop the first Sharknado and save humanity.

The world’s biggest disaster gets to the end of the road. More bonkers, more over the top, extremely badly done, extremely fun. All in all, three popcorn and OH WHAT A RIDE THIS THING WAS!

PS: This one is filmed in Romania, lol.

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With much of America lying in ruins, the rest of the world braces for a global sharknado, and Fin and his family must travel around the world to stop them.

Same things, different movie. It’s tacky, it’s over the top, it’s bonkers. Cant get any better than this (and most likely it won’t). Bonkers. Three popcorns.

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Fin, his family and the cosmos have been blissfully sharknado-free in the five years since the most recent attack, but now sharks and tornadoes are being whipped up in unexpected ways and places.

Bigger, bolder, scarier, with more sharks and more cameos than ever, combining Las Vegas, Pirates of the Carribean, The Wizard of Oz, Star Wars and … sharks! Three popcorns and I can’t get enough of how this bonkers is.

Also “boulderstorm”, “oilnado”, “firenado”, “cownado?” lol and I think every person that slightly leaned to the left out of their position in all the movies got killed by a shark randomly passing by.

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A monstrous tornado unleashes ravenous sharks from Washington, D.C., all the way down to Orlando, Florida.

Third time’s the charm! Just kidding, it’s just as bad as the others and it’s brilliant. Just like its predecessor, it takes things one million steps further and it becomes more bonkers. With each installment, I think this is utter crap, but can’t stop watching them because they are so bonkers. Three popcorns.

Sharknadooooo!

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Fin and April are on their way to New York City, until a category seven hurricane spawns heavy rain, storm surges, and deadly Sharknadoes.

Suffering from PTSD after the first movie, Fin (Ian Ziering) is now engaged to his ex-wife and they go New York where they encounter a storm, which of course is filled with sharks. It’s also having a lot of references to classic movies like the Twilight Zone (the “There’s something on the wing!” scene is bonkers), as well as “Lost” and even a fucking Wil Wheaton cameo (who thankfully is eaten by a shark) and even the classic trope of “random guy with no experience” is landing a broken plane in a huge storm. All in all, it’s the same shark madness but now taken to the next level where it’s simply raining sharks. More funny cameos, Billy Ray Cyrus, Andy Dick, Kelly Osbourne, Judd Hirsch (as a Taxi Driver, heh). More sharks! More chainsaws! It’s again so bad it’s brilliant and it gets three popcorns, because it’s still a fun(ny) movie to watch while doing something else.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Run away from the sharknado
It’s your greatest foe, foe, foe
Don’t wanna get eaten by a sharknado

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When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, nature’s deadliest killer rules sea, land, and air as thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace.

I’ve been putting off this movie for more than 12 years. It’s so bad it’s brilliant. The dialogues feel like they’re written by a fifth-grader, the acting is bad at best and the action is predictable most of the time. However, this movie is so bonkers starting from the plot and continuing with each scene. You get sharks jumping from sewers, shaarks jumping on buses and even sharks using ropes to climb to their pray. Is it a good movie? Fuck no, it’s very bad. Is it a fun movie? Fuck yeah, even if you watch it only to see how crazy it goes. (Minor spoiler, a fat ass is dodging the Hollywood sign letters and then say “My momma always said Hollywood would kill me” and then get crush by one of the letters, duh). This giant turd gets three popcorns because it’s so bad everyone should see it. I mean it’s so bad a shark bites the top hood of a car off.

Also the main character’s name is Fin. Lol.

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Two city-bred siblings are stranded in the Australian Outback, where they learn to survive with the aid of an Aboriginal boy on his “walkabout”: a ritual separation from his tribe.

A young sister and brother are abandoned in the harsh Australian outback and must learn to cope in the natural world, without their usual comforts, in this hypnotic masterpiece from Nicolas Roeg. Six popcorns and it jumps into the Movie Vault.

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