Movies
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023)
🍿🍿🍿 / 5 • IMDb Link
Scott Lang and Hope Van Dyne are dragged into the Quantum Realm, along with Hope’s parents and Scott’s daughter Cassie. Together they must find a way to escape, but what secrets is Hope’s mother hiding? And who is the mysterious Kang?
Paul Rudd is cool, Evangeline Lilly is barely there, Kirk Michael Douglas is still alive, Michelle Pfeiffer is 80 but looks 35. The story, the action, the pew pew is a mess, everything is quantum! Also the diversity department had a field day with this movie, they even cast a broccoli! Also they drink the ooze of a creature that has no holes (how do they take the ooze out?)
All in all a fun pew pew if you want to turn off your brain.
Also, the story seems a shit ton of Jailer and WoW Shadowlands vibes
- ✅ evil cast out by someone into jail
- ✅ evil turns jail around and makes an empire
- ✅ evil is actually good, but for a higher purpose
- ✅ if you kill me, you can’t stop what’s to come
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2023-04-25
Capra cu trei iezi // The Goat and Her Three Kids (2022)
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Secluded from the world, in XIX century rural Romania, a widow and mother of three must defend what’s left of her family, at all costs, from an old family friend turned foe. Based on one of the best-known Romanian folk tales (The Goat and Her Three Kids by Ion Creanga), this film aims to unveil the true nature of the famed bedtime story and to treat the audience to a different perspective, one that offers a glimpse of what the tragedy looks like beyond the happy songs and affable characters.
Nice twist on the old folk tale, with a small cast, few locations, great creepy music and good acting as always by Maia Morgenstern. The Wolf is very well played by master of villains Marius Bodochi.
A tale of sadness and revenge in a solid thriller, unexpected from Romania. Four popcorns.
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2023-04-24
Never Cry Wolf (1983)
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A government researcher, sent to research the “menace” of wolves in the north, learns about the true beneficial and positive nature of the species.
The story told by Farley Mowat about his encounters with wolves, one that managed to change the view of the entire world on wolves. The scenery is insanely good, the story is great, the acting is perfect. The movie is filled with symbols, the music is absolutely great and it makes for an excellent movie. Six popcorns and goes into the Movie Vault.
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2023-04-23
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Once & Always (2023)
🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 / 5 • IMDb Link
The Rangers come face-to-face with a familiar threat from the past. In the midst of a global crisis, they are called on once again to be the heroes the world needs.
It’s silly, over the top, has crappy fight scenes, corny humor, this is the Power Rangers we’ve all grown with and that we love. Filled with appearances of Rangers from all the series. I loved the way they gave a warrior’s death to Trini, and paid a beautiful homage to Thuy Trang and Jason David Frank. If you’re a fan of the shows, especially the original, then this is a great nostalgia kick.
It’s a 3 popcorn movie, a 5 if you grew up with Power Rangers, but it gets 6 popcorns because the movie theme still gives me goosebumps.
Once a Ranger, always a Ranger.
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2023-04-23
Tetris (2023)
🍿🍿🍿🍿 / 5 • IMDb Link
The story of how one of the world’s most popular video games found its way to players around the globe. Businessman Henk Rogers and Tetris inventor Alexei Pajitnov join forces in the USSR, risking it all to bring Tetris to the masses.
An enterprising game developer risks everything in a race to outmaneuver duplicitous insiders to negotiate a deal with Soviet Union bureaucrats for the international licensing rights to what would eventually become one of the most recognizable and widely played games in history.
This is a very Hollywood take on the story of Alexei Pajitnov and Henk Rogers, the most important people in making Tetris an internationally popular game. Based on real events, the script is decent. I like Taron Egerton, and he did a good performance portraying Henk Rogers, but all performances are great. The pacing is good, the music is very good, and all in all it makes for a good movie. Four popcorns.
Good ideas have no borders
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2023-04-22
Star Trek: Picard (2020-2023)
🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 / 5 • IMDb Link
Follow-up series to Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) and Star Trek: Nemesis (2002) that centers on Jean-Luc Picard in the next chapter of his life.
Something something Jean-Luc Picard, something something Star Trek. While the first season is fairly decent, with Picard doing stuff around the Universe with his new buddies, the second season gets boring and weird with pretty forgetable.
However, the third season brings an old new approach, capturing the essential part of what made Jean-Luc Picard who he is, the chemistry and unity of the cast of The New Generation. While I’m not going to give too many spoilers, I will just say that this is great. It’s the perfect ending of the story of Jean-Luc Picard. This gets a six popcorn rating, but the third season is easily a 7.
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2023-04-21
Dersu Uzala (1975)
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In 1902, a Russian army expedition is assigned to explore Siberia under the command of Captain Vladimir Arseniev (Yuri Solomin). He befriends the Goldi (Nanai) hunter Dersu Uzala (Maksim Munzuk) and invites him to guide the explorers through the stark forest up to Khanka Lake. Along their journey, Arseniev discovers that Dersu Uzala is a man with a beautiful soul and they become close friends.
One of the most beautiful cinematographies I have ever seen. The camera work is impressive, with awesome angle and locations that seems to be of pictures in movement, and the music complements this insanely well. The story needs no words, as it’s based on the life of the real Dersu Uzala(spoilers!). It’s no wonder the perfectionism of Akira Kurosawa made production last 3 years, but the result is amazing. Seven popcorns and goes into the Movie Vault. Bonus style points for the hunter who scolds a campfire.
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2023-04-21
Taximetristi // Taxi Drivers (2023)
🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 / 5 • IMDb Link
A night. Dozens of stories. A city. Lica, a taxi driver, is an all knowing guy, while Liviu, his friend, also a taxi driver keeps a lot to himself. They are completely different and their ideas about life and people only meet when they are eating and drinking at the bar. They are frustrated with their jobs. For Lica money is the most important thing, while Liviu thinks that a happy and fulfilling life represents more. They are trying to rediscover who they are and what they can do with their life, all while being on an on going adventure on the streets of Bucharest where they cross paths with all kinds of clients who end up having an impact on their lives, for better and also for worse.
So basically this is one of the best Romanian movie of the last few years. It markets itself as a comedy, but feels more like a drama. Grounded in reality, the movie tells some small stories of passengers and interactions of the bigger stories, the ones of the two drivers.
Mad props for the performance of Alexandru Ion as Lica, the classical taxi driver we all know, and also to Maria Popistasu for another great role. The writing was nice, the music didn’t stand out in particular, and the camera work was good. Also the sound is surprisingly flawless, shitty sound was usually an important part of any Romanian movie. All in all, a solid five popcorn for a pretty realistic movie about life.
nu poți să joci toată viața la 0-0
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2023-04-17
Cocaine Bear (2023)
🍿🍿🍿🍿 / 5 • IMDb Link
An oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converge on a Georgia forest where a huge black bear goes on a murderous rampage after unintentionally ingesting cocaine.
This is a stupidly stupid movie based on an absurd premise. It’s saved by good humor, nice locations and good casting from the “I know this guy from somewhere” almost A-list (Jesse Tyler Ferguson from Modern Family, Alden Ehrenreich the young Han Solo, O’Shea Jackson Jr. AKA the son of Ice Cube). This is also one of the last movies starring Ray Liotta before he sadly passed away in May 2022. It’s so dumb, stupidly gory, and funny, it gets four popcorns. The kids are fucking hilarious.
Let’s sell drugs together!
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2023-04-10
Chupa (2023)
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While visiting his family in Mexico, teenage Alex gains an unlikely companion when he discovers a young chupacabra hiding in his grandpa’s shed. In order to save the mythical creature, Alex and his cousins must embark on the adventure of a lifetime.
It’s refreshing to see a movie that explores a culture other than Best Country In The World United States of U.S.A. and does it right. It’s a simple movie that the entire family can enjoy, it makes you root for the cute creature, while giving good roles to Demian Bichir (The Hateful Eight, Weeds) and Indiana Jones’ evil twin, Christian Slater. The kids manage to be funny enough and not very annoying, resulting in a good performance.
All in all, it’s a solid fun watch for a rainy Sunday afternoon for the entire family, away from way-too-woke agendas and shit political discussion, just like any kids’ movie should be, not Disney’s Lil’ Mermaid. Four popcorns and I’m fairly sure I will see this again with my niece.
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2023-04-09
News of the World (2020)
🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 / 5 • IMDb Link
Five years after the end of the Civil War, Captain Jefferson Kyle Kidd (Hanks), a widower and veteran of three wars, now moves from town to town as a non-fiction storyteller, sharing the news of presidents and queens, glorious feuds, devastating catastrophes, and gripping adventures from the far reaches of the globe.
In the plains of Texas, he crosses paths with Johanna (Helena Zengel, System Crasher), a 10-year-old taken in by the Kiowa people six years earlier and raised as one of their own. Johanna, hostile to a world she’s never experienced, is being returned to her biological aunt and uncle against her will.
Kidd agrees to deliver the child where the law says she belongs. As they travel hundreds of miles into the unforgiving wilderness, the two will face tremendous challenges of both human and natural forces as they search for a place that either can call home.
Excellent movie, the writing, the scenery and the music are excellent, Tom Hanks is doing one of his best roles, but everything gets overshadowed by the great acting and presence of Helena Zengel (Johanna).
All in all, an excellent road movie for the family, gets six popcorns and jumps into the Movie Vault.
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2023-04-08
Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
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Handsome John Hughes High jock Zack bets his friends that he can turn nerdy Janey into the most popular girl in class. With the help of Zack’s sister, Catherine, Janey ditches her ponytail and glasses and turns beautiful. Zack falls in love with her.
The film spoofs a variety of teen movies, including “The Breakfast Club,” “10 Things I Hate About You,” “Bring It On,” “American Pie,” and “She’s All That.” It also pokes fun at common tropes found in these types of movies, such as the nerdy girl who takes off her glasses and becomes beautiful, the popular jock who falls for the less popular girl, and the various cliques found in high school.
“Not Another Teen Movie” is a lighthearted and humorous take on the teen movie genre and is sure to pul out laughs from viewers who are familiar with the films being parodied. It’s probably one of the best parodies out there and definitely a classic. This gets 6 popcorns and jumps into the movie vault.