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Dune: Part Two (2024)

Dune: Part Two (2024)

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Paul Atreides unites with Chani and the Fremen while seeking revenge against the conspirators who destroyed his family.

This is another trailer. The movie itself is not bad, and it’s a good rendition of the books. But only “okay”. It’s not a masterpiece, actually the hardcore fans of the Dune universe will hate it, for missing some important plot lines. In other news, it looks pretty, the music is interesting, the acting is so-so (except Christopher Waken, whose performance was a bust), so it gets four popcorns, mostly because it looks good. While waiting for part 3, I’ll start the miniseries again.


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2024-03-03

Dreamscape (1984)

Dreamscape (1984)

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A man who can enter and manipulate people’s dreams is recruited by a government agency to help cure the President of the United States of his nightmares about nuclear war but stumbles upon an assassination plot.

Dennis Quaid, Max von Sydow and Christopher Plummer star in this great 80s cyberpunk movie that blends real and dream under the great direction of Joseph Ruben (Sleeping with the Enemy, The Good Son, Money Train). It’s a good flick, perfect for a Saturday evening, so it gets three popcorns.


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2024-03-02

Brainstorm (1983)

Brainstorm (1983)

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Researchers develop a system where they can jump into people’s minds. But when people involved bring their personal problems into the equation, it becomes dangerous - perhaps deadly.

Cyberpunk 80s movie starring a dork Christopher Walken? Sign me up! The presence of the late Natalie Wood and the direction of Douglas Trumbull (visual effects man of Blade Runner, Star Trek: The Motion Picture, Silent Running) make it a great watch. It’s got gadgets, technology used for the wrong purposes, all in all a great sci-fi flick. Five popcorns and it goes into the Movie Vault.


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2024-03-02

Looker (1981)

Looker (1981)

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Three of four models, who had plastic surgery done by Larry after a computed list, are dead. Neither the cops nor Larry believe they’re suicides. Larry investigates and stays with the fourth model. Who’s behind the lists and murders?

Nudity, good music, weird ads, great suspense and cyberpunk science fiction, combined masterfully in this movie written and directed by Michael Crichton (Westworld, Jurassic Park, The Andromeda Strain. Five popcorns and jumps into the Movie Vault.


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2024-03-01

The Old Negro Space Program (2004)

The Old Negro Space Program (2004)

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The suppressed history of America’s Black space program, in mockumentary form broadly satirizing Ken Burns and histories of the Negro Baseball Leagues.

A parody in the style of Ken Burns documentaries - ‘retired’ black astronauts recall the feats and derring dos of the do it yourself African-American space program from the late fifties to the dawn of the seventies. It’s raunchy, it’s funny, it’s filled with proper jokes about NASSA and the Blackstronauts. Five popcorns and jumps into the Movie Vault.

It sure is fucking cold out here. Space is one cold motherfucker.


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2024-03-01

Formula 1: Drive To Survive - Season 6 (2019-)

Formula 1: Drive To Survive - Season 6 (2019-) Trailer

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Sixth season of Drive To Survive covering the 2023 Formula One Championship season. It’s got drama, fake drama, more drama, Danica fucking Patrick to check the useless diversity box, Claire Williams to check the “woman with actual pertinent opinions” checkbox, Lewis Hamilton to lead the complaining department, Alonso and daddy Stroll. I always love some more Formula 1 content, but the quality has steadily decreased over the years, sign that any TV show loses its spark after five seasons.

We race as money


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2024-02-26

The Grand Tour: Sand Job (2024)

The Grand Tour: Sand Job (2024)

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In the remote African country of Mauritania, trio follows in the footsteps of the legendary Paris-Dakar rally. Instead of bespoke Dakar racers, the boys must complete their journey in cheap modified sports cars.

The trio are back at it with one of the greatest specials out there. A ton of fun, drama, on the path of the classic Paris-Dakar road. Six popcorns and jumps into the Vault.


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2024-02-16

Шапито-шоу. Уважение и сотрудничество // Shapito-Show: Respect & Cooperation (2011)

Шапито-шоу. Уважение и сотрудничество // Shapito-Show: Respect & Cooperation (2011)

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The father establishes contact with his son, and Viktor Tsoi’s double goes on a tour of the Crimea. Continuation of Sergei Loban’s dilogy.

Following the great movie that was Love & Friendship, it tells the story from the point of view of other characters in the same manner and style. Seven popcorns and jumps into the movie vault next to its predecessor.


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2024-02-11

Шапито-шоу. Любовь и дружба // Shapito-Show: Love & Friendship (2011)

Шапито-шоу. Любовь и дружба // Shapito-Show: Love & Friendship (2011)

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A Cyberwanderer, a deaf baker, hipsters and Crimea is the first part of Sergei Loban’s absurdist dilogy.

This is an insane movie, a masterpiece of the absurdist comedy genre. It presents the story of several people, seen from everyone’s point of view. Overlapping events, great funny scenes, excellent music, briiliant writing, acting and directing make this movie a must-see for anyone. Seven popcorns and jumps into the Movie Vault, no doubt about it.


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2024-02-11

The Legend of Neil (2008-)

The Legend of Neil (2008-)

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Neil wakes up hung over and naked in a forest. A mysterious Old Man tells him he is Link, and is on a quest to defeat Lord Gannon and save all of Hyrule… including a very bone-able princess Zelda.

Super funny parody of Legend of Zelda, raunchy and that would trigger a ton of snowflakes in 2024. Six popcorns and jumps into the Movie Vault.

Watch the entire series on Youtube


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2024-02-10

Mickey's Christmas Carol (1983)

Mickey's Christmas Carol (1983)

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The classic Disney animated characters play the roles in this animated retelling of the Charles Dickens masterpiece.

Excellent litte short movie based on the brilliant work of Charles Dickens. A brilliant watch for kids aged 2 to 152. Seven popcorns and jumps into the Movie Vault.


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2024-01-30

Moonage Daydream (2022)

Moonage Daydream (2022)

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A cinematic odyssey exploring David Bowie’s creative and musical journey. From visionary filmmaker Brett Morgen, and sanctioned by the Bowie estate.

Great atypical cinematic documentary about the life and career of David Bowie, the person, the artist, the legend and the impact he had, not only in music, but all the other aspects of art and pop culture. Five popcorns.


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2024-01-28
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