Movies
Looker (1981)
Three of four models, who had plastic surgery done by Larry after a computed list, are dead. Neither the cops nor Larry believe they’re suicides. Larry investigates and stays with the fourth model. Who’s behind the lists and murders?
Nudity, good music, weird ads, great suspense and cyberpunk science fiction, combined masterfully in this movie written and directed by Michael Crichton (Westworld, Jurassic Park, The Andromeda Strain. Five popcorns and jumps into the Movie Vault.
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2024-03-01
The Old Negro Space Program (2004)
The suppressed history of America’s Black space program, in mockumentary form broadly satirizing Ken Burns and histories of the Negro Baseball Leagues.
A parody in the style of Ken Burns documentaries - ‘retired’ black astronauts recall the feats and derring dos of the do it yourself African-American space program from the late fifties to the dawn of the seventies. It’s raunchy, it’s funny, it’s filled with proper jokes about NASSA and the Blackstronauts. Five popcorns and jumps into the Movie Vault.
It sure is fucking cold out here. Space is one cold motherfucker.
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2024-03-01
Formula 1: Drive To Survive - Season 6 (2019-)
Sixth season of Drive To Survive covering the 2023 Formula One Championship season. It’s got drama, fake drama, more drama, Danica fucking Patrick to check the useless diversity box, Claire Williams to check the “woman with actual pertinent opinions” checkbox, Lewis Hamilton to lead the complaining department, Alonso and daddy Stroll. I always love some more Formula 1 content, but the quality has steadily decreased over the years, sign that any TV show loses its spark after five seasons.
We race as money
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2024-02-26
The Grand Tour: Sand Job (2024)
In the remote African country of Mauritania, trio follows in the footsteps of the legendary Paris-Dakar rally. Instead of bespoke Dakar racers, the boys must complete their journey in cheap modified sports cars.
The trio are back at it with one of the greatest specials out there. A ton of fun, drama, on the path of the classic Paris-Dakar road. Six popcorns and jumps into the Vault.
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2024-02-16
Шапито-шоу. Уважение и сотрудничество // Shapito-Show: Respect & Cooperation (2011)
The father establishes contact with his son, and Viktor Tsoi’s double goes on a tour of the Crimea. Continuation of Sergei Loban’s dilogy.
Following the great movie that was Love & Friendship, it tells the story from the point of view of other characters in the same manner and style. Seven popcorns and jumps into the movie vault next to its predecessor.
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2024-02-11
Шапито-шоу. Любовь и дружба // Shapito-Show: Love & Friendship (2011)
A Cyberwanderer, a deaf baker, hipsters and Crimea is the first part of Sergei Loban’s absurdist dilogy.
This is an insane movie, a masterpiece of the absurdist comedy genre. It presents the story of several people, seen from everyone’s point of view. Overlapping events, great funny scenes, excellent music, briiliant writing, acting and directing make this movie a must-see for anyone. Seven popcorns and jumps into the Movie Vault, no doubt about it.
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2024-02-11
The Legend of Neil (2008-)
Neil wakes up hung over and naked in a forest. A mysterious Old Man tells him he is Link, and is on a quest to defeat Lord Gannon and save all of Hyrule… including a very bone-able princess Zelda.
Super funny parody of Legend of Zelda, raunchy and that would trigger a ton of snowflakes in 2024. Six popcorns and jumps into the Movie Vault.
Watch the entire series on Youtube
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2024-02-10
Mickey's Christmas Carol (1983)
The classic Disney animated characters play the roles in this animated retelling of the Charles Dickens masterpiece.
Excellent litte short movie based on the brilliant work of Charles Dickens. A brilliant watch for kids aged 2 to 152. Seven popcorns and jumps into the Movie Vault.
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2024-01-30
Moonage Daydream (2022)
A cinematic odyssey exploring David Bowie’s creative and musical journey. From visionary filmmaker Brett Morgen, and sanctioned by the Bowie estate.
Great atypical cinematic documentary about the life and career of David Bowie, the person, the artist, the legend and the impact he had, not only in music, but all the other aspects of art and pop culture. Five popcorns.
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2024-01-28
The Pope's Exorcist (2023)
Follow Gabriele Amorth, the Vatican’s leading exorcist, as he investigates the possession of a child and uncovers a conspiracy the Vatican has tried to keep secret.
Based on the true character of Gabriele Amorth, this is a nice classic demons/exorcism movie. It’s got a chilly sountrack, good speciall effects, people getting thrown into mirrors bby unseen forces and other devilishly things. All in all, a fun movie to watch, even if i’m not a big fan of thriller/horror movies. Four popcorns.
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2024-01-28
The Tree of Life (2011)
From Terrence Malick, the acclaimed director of such classic films as Badlands, Days of Heaven and The Thin Red Line, THE TREE OF LIFE is the impressionistic story of a Midwestern family in the 1950’s. The film follows the life journey of the eldest son, Jack, through the innocence of childhood to his disillusioned adult years as he tries to reconcile a complicated relationship with his father (Brad Pitt). Jack (played as an adult by Sean Penn) finds himself a lost soul in the modern world, seeking answers to the origins and meaning of life while questioning the existence of faith. Through Malick’s signature imagery, we see how both brute nature and spiritual grace shape not only our lives as individuals and families, but all life.
This is not a movie, this is poetry. With a great cast and great cinematography, this is an epic movie spanning the entire life time of the Universe. Excellent watch, just like any other Malick movie. A bit long, a bit slow burning, but it is definitely worth the watch. Five popcorns.
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2024-01-28
The Thin Red Line (1998)
Adaptation of James Jones’ autobiographical 1962 novel, focusing on the conflict at Guadalcanal during the second World War.
Excellent movie by Terrence Malick about the Guadalcanal battle in the World War II. With an insanely great casting, it’s a masterpiece worth seeing by anyone. Seven poporns and it jumps into the Movie Vault