With much of America lying in ruins, the rest of the world braces for a global sharknado, and Fin and his family must travel around the world to stop them.

Same things, different movie. It’s tacky, it’s over the top, it’s bonkers. Cant get any better than this (and most likely it won’t). Bonkers. Three popcorns.

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Fin, his family and the cosmos have been blissfully sharknado-free in the five years since the most recent attack, but now sharks and tornadoes are being whipped up in unexpected ways and places.

Bigger, bolder, scarier, with more sharks and more cameos than ever, combining Las Vegas, Pirates of the Carribean, The Wizard of Oz, Star Wars and … sharks! Three popcorns and I can’t get enough of how this bonkers is.

Also “boulderstorm”, “oilnado”, “firenado”, “cownado?” lol and I think every person that slightly leaned to the left out of their position in all the movies got killed by a shark randomly passing by.

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A monstrous tornado unleashes ravenous sharks from Washington, D.C., all the way down to Orlando, Florida.

Third time’s the charm! Just kidding, it’s just as bad as the others and it’s brilliant. Just like its predecessor, it takes things one million steps further and it becomes more bonkers. With each installment, I think this is utter crap, but can’t stop watching them because they are so bonkers. Three popcorns.

Sharknadooooo!

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Fin and April are on their way to New York City, until a category seven hurricane spawns heavy rain, storm surges, and deadly Sharknadoes.

Suffering from PTSD after the first movie, Fin (Ian Ziering) is now engaged to his ex-wife and they go New York where they encounter a storm, which of course is filled with sharks. It’s also having a lot of references to classic movies like the Twilight Zone (the “There’s something on the wing!” scene is bonkers), as well as “Lost” and even a fucking Wil Wheaton cameo (who thankfully is eaten by a shark) and even the classic trope of “random guy with no experience” is landing a broken plane in a huge storm. All in all, it’s the same shark madness but now taken to the next level where it’s simply raining sharks. More funny cameos, Billy Ray Cyrus, Andy Dick, Kelly Osbourne, Judd Hirsch (as a Taxi Driver, heh). More sharks! More chainsaws! It’s again so bad it’s brilliant and it gets three popcorns, because it’s still a fun(ny) movie to watch while doing something else.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Run away from the sharknado
It’s your greatest foe, foe, foe
Don’t wanna get eaten by a sharknado

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When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, nature’s deadliest killer rules sea, land, and air as thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace.

I’ve been putting off this movie for more than 12 years. It’s so bad it’s brilliant. The dialogues feel like they’re written by a fifth-grader, the acting is bad at best and the action is predictable most of the time. However, this movie is so bonkers starting from the plot and continuing with each scene. You get sharks jumping from sewers, shaarks jumping on buses and even sharks using ropes to climb to their pray. Is it a good movie? Fuck no, it’s very bad. Is it a fun movie? Fuck yeah, even if you watch it only to see how crazy it goes. (Minor spoiler, a fat ass is dodging the Hollywood sign letters and then say “My momma always said Hollywood would kill me” and then get crush by one of the letters, duh). This giant turd gets three popcorns because it’s so bad everyone should see it. I mean it’s so bad a shark bites the top hood of a car off.

Also the main character’s name is Fin. Lol.

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Two city-bred siblings are stranded in the Australian Outback, where they learn to survive with the aid of an Aboriginal boy on his “walkabout”: a ritual separation from his tribe.

A young sister and brother are abandoned in the harsh Australian outback and must learn to cope in the natural world, without their usual comforts, in this hypnotic masterpiece from Nicolas Roeg. Six popcorns and it jumps into the Movie Vault.

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A group of very different individuals with different ideas of how to face the end come together as the world is expected to end in six hours at the turn of the century

Excellent absurdist dark comedy about people spending the last hours before the end of the world, each with their way of coping with the situation, with interesting stories intertwining into a masterpiece movie. It has an incredible cast: David Cronenberg, Sarah Polley, Genevieve Bujold, Sandra Oh, Callum Keith Rennie, and the Director Don McKellar. It’s deliciously quirky and just the kind of film that is ripe for rediscovery by old and new. Seven popcorns and goes into the Movie Vault.

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The film tells the story of a Euro 2024 qualification and a team in which no one believed anymore. Or almost nobody. A behind-the-scenes story of the Euro 2024 qualification campaign for Romania’s national football team.

The film tells the story a championship qualification and a team in which no one believed anymore. Or almost nobody. A behind-the-scenes story of the Euro 2024 qualification campaign that aims to discover how in the locker room the players became one team and then the team became a family. A moving film about humans and football. About ambition, determination, courage, passion for sport, dedication and self-confidence and what it actually means to be a team. Six popcorns and “Hai Romania!”

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The football team of a small town is relegated and ends up in the third division, so new people, goals and results are needed to return to the second division. The head of the “operation” is comrade Zmeu (Petre Gheorghiu), who has an idea every time it is needed. He recruits four coaches instead of one and establishes the Femina club, made up of the players’ wives, to support them in home matches, as well as away matches.

Excellent small comedy starring some of the best actors of the time. It’s sad that it’s pretty unknown because it got cancelled the day after the premiere because the Communist Party didn’t like showing people who get creative with scams. All in all it’s a fun comedy and it’s partly filmed in my hometown, so that makes it so cool. Five popcorns and jumps into the Movie Vault.

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Anton Tobias (Devon Sawa, Final Destination) is a channel-surfing, junk-food-munching, couch-potato burn-out who can’t control the murderous impulses of his recently possessed hand. With the help of his zombiefied buddies, Mick (Seth Green, Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery) and Pnub (Elden Henson, Daredevil), Anton’s got to stop the rampaging devil appendage before it takes total control of his life and ruins any chance he has with class hottie Molly (Jessica Alba, Dark Angel). Vivica A. Fox (Kill Bill) and Jack Noseworthy (Event Horizon) co-star in this wickedly funny horror comedy.

This is the best bad movie I’ve ever seen. I recall seeing it like 15-20 years ago on TV and I was like “wtf is this shit, it’s brilliant!”. It’s raunchy, has a bit of gore, but in a funny way and it feels like an action-movie Scooby-Doo episode at points. It’s bonkers, it’s filled with pop culture references, it has the classical 90s super-band playing a gig at the small town high-school prom, all the fun 90s-early 2000 shit. This is “horror” American Pie and it’s lovely. Six popcorns and jumps into the Movie Vault. And no, it’s not because we see barely legal Jessica Alba’s butt.

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A new generation of stars join the world’s top action stars for an adrenaline-fueled adventure in Expend4bles. Reuniting as the team of elite mercenaries, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, and Sylvester Stallone are joined for the first time by Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson, Megan Fox, Tony Jaa, Iko Uwais, Jacob Scipio, Levy Tran, and Andy Garcia. Armed with every weapon they can get their hands on and the skills to use them, The Expendables are the world’s last line of defense and the team that gets called when all other options are off the table. But new team members with new styles and tactics are going to give “new blood” a whole new meaning.

Same old shit, same old people, some new ones. The writing is meh and the story is predictable, but it makes for a decent pew pew movie. Three popcorns because it has Megan Fox in it.

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Season 2 ・ James May takes on his greatest adventure yet: a 3,000 mile coast-to-coast epic across India, the most populous – and perhaps most extraordinary – country in the world.

After two very good first seasons in Japan and Italy, James May lands in almighty India. The season is disappointing on many levels, as it consist of only three episodes and only a very small part of India. I didn’t like the guide at all and as colourful as the show looks, and instead of making me go “ooh” and “aah” about the place, it just reinforced my “ew”. Two popcorns.

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