Movies
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A Cyberwanderer, a deaf baker, hipsters and Crimea is the first part of Sergei Loban’s absurdist dilogy.
This is an insane movie, a masterpiece of the absurdist comedy genre. It presents the story of several people, seen from everyone’s point of view. Overlapping events, great funny scenes, excellent music, briiliant writing, acting and directing make this movie a must-see for anyone. Seven popcorns and jumps into the Movie Vault, no doubt about it.
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2024-02-11
The Legend of Neil (2008-)
Neil wakes up hung over and naked in a forest. A mysterious Old Man tells him he is Link, and is on a quest to defeat Lord Gannon and save all of Hyrule… including a very bone-able princess Zelda.
Super funny parody of Legend of Zelda, raunchy and that would trigger a ton of snowflakes in 2024. Six popcorns and jumps into the Movie Vault.
Watch the entire series on Youtube
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2024-02-10
Mickey's Christmas Carol (1983)
The classic Disney animated characters play the roles in this animated retelling of the Charles Dickens masterpiece.
Excellent litte short movie based on the brilliant work of Charles Dickens. A brilliant watch for kids aged 2 to 152. Seven popcorns and jumps into the Movie Vault.
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2024-01-30
Moonage Daydream (2022)
A cinematic odyssey exploring David Bowie’s creative and musical journey. From visionary filmmaker Brett Morgen, and sanctioned by the Bowie estate.
Great atypical cinematic documentary about the life and career of David Bowie, the person, the artist, the legend and the impact he had, not only in music, but all the other aspects of art and pop culture. Five popcorns.
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2024-01-28
The Pope's Exorcist (2023)
Follow Gabriele Amorth, the Vatican’s leading exorcist, as he investigates the possession of a child and uncovers a conspiracy the Vatican has tried to keep secret.
Based on the true character of Gabriele Amorth, this is a nice classic demons/exorcism movie. It’s got a chilly sountrack, good speciall effects, people getting thrown into mirrors bby unseen forces and other devilishly things. All in all, a fun movie to watch, even if i’m not a big fan of thriller/horror movies. Four popcorns.
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2024-01-28
The Tree of Life (2011)
From Terrence Malick, the acclaimed director of such classic films as Badlands, Days of Heaven and The Thin Red Line, THE TREE OF LIFE is the impressionistic story of a Midwestern family in the 1950’s. The film follows the life journey of the eldest son, Jack, through the innocence of childhood to his disillusioned adult years as he tries to reconcile a complicated relationship with his father (Brad Pitt). Jack (played as an adult by Sean Penn) finds himself a lost soul in the modern world, seeking answers to the origins and meaning of life while questioning the existence of faith. Through Malick’s signature imagery, we see how both brute nature and spiritual grace shape not only our lives as individuals and families, but all life.
This is not a movie, this is poetry. With a great cast and great cinematography, this is an epic movie spanning the entire life time of the Universe. Excellent watch, just like any other Malick movie. A bit long, a bit slow burning, but it is definitely worth the watch. Five popcorns.
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2024-01-28
The Thin Red Line (1998)
Adaptation of James Jones’ autobiographical 1962 novel, focusing on the conflict at Guadalcanal during the second World War.
Excellent movie by Terrence Malick about the Guadalcanal battle in the World War II. With an insanely great casting, it’s a masterpiece worth seeing by anyone. Seven poporns and it jumps into the Movie Vault
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2024-01-26
Out of the Blue (1980)
A young girl whose father is an ex-convict and whose mother is a junkie finds it difficult to conform and tries to find comfort in a quirky combination of Elvis and the punk scene.
Excellent drama directed by Dennis Hopper, putting Linda Manz in an excellent role of a teenage girl learning the ropes of life in the crazy life of the 70s and the relationship with her father and their dysfunctional family. Seven popcorns and jumps into the Movie Vault.
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2024-01-22
Eat Pray Love (2010)
A married woman realizes how unhappy her marriage really is, and that her life needs to go in a different direction. After a painful divorce, she takes off on a round-the-world journey to “find herself”.
Something something Julia Roberts romantic dramedy. It also stars Javier Bardem, James Franco, it’s filmed in a lot of scenic places (except India lol). Three popcorns, because it’s okey to watch while ironing clothes.
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2024-01-22
Days of Heaven (1978)
A hot-tempered farm laborer convinces the woman he loves to marry their rich but dying boss so that they can have a claim to his fortune.
Another great movie by Terrence Malick, starring Richard Gere, Brooke Adams and Sam Shepard. Not much to say about it, just watch it, it’s only an hour and a half, it’s packed with beautiful vistas and a lovely story. Six popcorns and goes into the Movie Vault.
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2024-01-15
Crusoe (1988)
Robinson Crusoe is shipwrecked and he finds himself all alone on a tropical island. With a few tools he manages to rescue from the wreck he has to learn to support himself until help arrives.
Slow-burning, well-written, excellently acted. The locations are beautiful, and altough the story doesn’t unfold too fast, there’s always something interesting on the screen. Great movie, a good spin on a story told in countless ways, who manages to throw a subtle jab at politics, history and personal values. Gets five popcorns and it sails smoothly into the Movie Vault.
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2024-01-15
How to Marry a Millionaire (1953)
Three women set out to find eligible millionaires to marry, but find true love in the process.
Great movie about three young women on their way of marrying rich. The three goddesses of classic cinema, Lauren Bacall, Betty Grable and Marily Monrow (who does a great job at playing a “blind-as-a-bat” woman bumping into various humourous objects and situations). Great comedy directed by Jean Negulesco, definitely six popcorns and going into the Movie Vault.