It took us 1,399,685 lines, 9,523,219 words to see you go from interesting geek to full-on Russian propaganda zealot.

Keep an eye out, kids, the next KGB FSB agent could be your best friend. Capitalism is bad, but being the slave of a warmongering dictator is way worse. Beware of so called friends, they might lead you a nefarious path. Question everything. Trust, but verify.